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After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto t...This is Heaven - Golf Joke
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THIS IS HEAVEN
Three golfing partners died in a car wreak and went to Heaven.
Upon Arrival they discover the most beutiful golf course have ever seen.
St.Peter tells them that they are welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don't hit the ducks.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them ask "The Ducks?" "Yes", St. Peter replies. "There are millions ...Sand Trap Problem
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SAND TRAP PROBLEM
An Octogenarian, who was an avid golfer, moved to a new town and joined the
local Country Club.
He went to the Club for the first time to play, but he
was told there wasn't anyone with whom he could play because they were
already out on the course.
He repeated several times that he really wanted to play.
Finally, the Assistant Pro said he would play with him and asked how many
strokes he wanted f...